mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

mcrenttogether:

what did baby corn say to mummy corn???

where’s popcorn

someone unfollowed me because of this joke i guess they found it too corny

(Source: realityau, via this--too--shall--pass)

depresant:

you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all his friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when he misses you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much he loves you. i hope you all find that!!

(via fakesnakes)

ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker

(via everytimeidiabetes)

therapydinosaur:

The fault in our murder 

Trish Papadakos
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